May 22nd, 2013 at 11:42PM

justinibiebers:

stuff you ask your mom:

  • mom where’s my towel
  • mom what do we eat for dinner
  • mom what time is it
  • mom where’s my phone
  • mom when do you come back
  • mom what day is it

stuff you ask your dad

  • dad where is mom

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May 22nd, 2013 at 11:42PM

ladymorrisons:

Happy Birthday Ginnifer Goodwin | May 22, 1978

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May 22nd, 2013 at 11:18PM

“I still believe, in spite of everything, that people are really good at heart.”

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May 22nd, 2013 at 11:10PM

scout-ebubbles:

docot:

freddybenson:

leovaldezstyle:

freddybenson:

A

B

C

the brazilian wandering spider’s venom can give you an erection lasting for hours

D

E

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May 22nd, 2013 at 10:58PM

nillawiffle:

lydiabutz:

I just really want to start a gym for geeks where you’d have to like run away from Daleks or GET TO ENGINEERING through some ducts or like compete in a Tri-Wizard Tournament or train with lightsabers and it would just be hilarious nerdy wonderful fun.

image

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May 22nd, 2013 at 8:01PM

Sometimes people ask me for romantic advice. My advice? Hang your future girlfriend’s painting right-side up for God’s sake.

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May 22nd, 2013 at 7:51PM

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May 22nd, 2013 at 7:48PM
thefuuuucomics: this dude just drew a perfect circle by hand.

thefuuuucomics:

this dude just drew a perfect circle by hand.

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May 22nd, 2013 at 4:49PM

imgonnamakeachange:

january 2013: this shall be my year

may 2013: well, shit

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May 22nd, 2013 at 4:26PM
mosoli: im still laughing at this

mosoli:

im still laughing at this

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