I need this episode sooo bad.
Dean looks like he’s struggling to not hit on himself.
Wait- so if Sam sleeps with fem!Sam, do both of them die? Or do neither?
Well since they are technically the same person wouldn’t it bee masturbation and (I’m assuming) that doesn’t usually kill him so…
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Teen Wolf AU ♦ Stiles is already a werewolf and part of Derek’s pack when the Winchesters arrive looking for some supernatural murderers. Sadly they succeed in capturing Stiles and they don’t believe that they haven’t found exactly what they were after.
Dean: Okay, Obi-Wan, cut the crap. Every frickin’ werewolf is the werewolf we’re looking for, which includes you. And I got some nice, fresh wolfsbane in these little bullets just for you. So you better start talking.
Stiles: Oh, no need for presents. It’s not even my birthday.
Dean: Okay, enough, I’m gonna beat the crap out of that kid.
Turns out wolfsbane bullets actually do hurt a lot.
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#kids are allowed to be selfish #in order to create their own healthy personality #they are allowed to demand anything you want and don’t want to give #but dean is no parent #he isn’t the mother that is supposed to be selfless and giving #he is a child himself sam’s brother #under normal circumstances you can’t expect from dean to give into sams begging #yet he does exactly what you expect from a mother #giving up giving in #he did it since he was more or less four year old #to give sam anything that resembles a normal life for him to grow up and become the adult he now his #dean had to neglect his own childhood #he never grew up to be healthy #he was john’s caretaker in a really disturbing way #he was sam’s sort of parent #he is a soldier #he is tortured and traumatized and made into a tool more than one time #he is a human shaped mess of trauma and guilt #a hero a brother a friend a saviour a protector a caretaker #but you know never just dean #because ‘dean’ little precious dean burned alongside his mother on a ceiling all those years ago (via godkillinghimself)
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The best fandom cross-over in the history of ever.
”You think we can catch him?”
”Dean, we’ll DIE.”
”He’s gotta be like 130 pounds at most, man, come on. Don’t be girl.”
”He’s falling from like a billion stories up!”
”Cas fell down from that high one time, remember? He was fine.”
”HE CAVED IN THE ROOF OF A CAR DEAN.”
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”Do you think they’ll try to catch you?”
”Probably. Idiots.”
Re-blogging cause this is the best.
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